Time for confession: I’m a female missing the fashion gene. While
I love creativity, I prefer to wear plain jeans and t-shirts. Ironically, I
sometimes watch What Not to Wear, but
I’d drive Stacy and Clinton insane. I don’t always like the designs and
patterns they convince the person-in-need- of-improvement to buy. Although I don’t
always like the styles these fashionistas promote, I love interesting looking
insects.
Since I began lugging a camera everywhere I go, I’m on the
lookout for photographic subjects. I’ve snapped pics of squirrels and bunnies
on morning walks until I have a full folder. I wanted something different--something
fun to manipulate with editing software. My mom always said be careful what you
ask for, which might be true in this case. I began noticing bugs--not just
common creatures, but fantastic special-effects quality insects. Not only did I
spot them, but also they let me take photos from various angles so I could use
software to play with their appearance.
Squirrels and bunnies are cute, but it’s hard to make their
pictures unique. They’re good for an aw,
how cute, and that’s it. Insects, on the other hand, have interesting
parts. Sometimes their wings constructions
rival the windows in majestic European cathedrals. In addition, their mouths
and antennae are often complex enough to crop into interesting compositions
that display only that body part.
After paying close attention to these overlooked critters
that share my neighbhorhood, I’m certain their coloration and design
configurations would delight the WNTW duo. They’d be over the moon when they
saw the striking black on white of a cottonwood borer. If they looked at this
creature under a microscope to note the white was actually fine hair, they’d
want to reproduce the positive/negative relationship as well as the texture into
a garment one of their clients would model. I can see Stacy capturing the sheen
of the legs and antenna in a stylish handbag or fashion boot.
Dragonflies might also inspire creativity in New York’s
garment district. First, using the array of jewel-tones on these insects would
brighten clothing racks in every national clothing chain. Even I would buy
dragonfly blue or ruby-hued shirts to top my denims. Recently, a coral, cream,
and brown species skimmed ahead of me. As I watched it dance lightly above waving
brome grass, I imagined buying sheets and a comforter capturing those warm
colors.
A cicada isn’t as delicate or lovely as a dragonfly, but
it’s worth examining closely. With unaided vision, I saw only dull green and
black. However, its intricate wings looked like fine leaded glass. When I magnified
my picture, hints of crimson, topaz, emerald, and sapphire emerged, making a
bejeweled Hollywood monster. Tiffany glass manufacturers would gladly claim the wings.
Forget buying current fabric designs. After seeing what some
of the bugs in my neighborhood wear, I know they’d make the staff of What Not to Wear do a happy dance. Even
I’d go shopping for more stylish duds.